Saturday, October 21, 2006

The Washingdung Bill

Washingdung Bill
On Senate Bill 3930 that Bush signed which would pardon him for all egregious crimes he has committed in the past 6 years and give him dictatorial powers to determine who is an “enemy combatant”
By Mark Lysgaard

There’s a mountain of dung that sits in the Senate
But the Republicans say it’s fertilizer.
It’s legislation to reverse the facts
Of the president who ignored the FISA*.

The dung smells bad with buzzing flies.
It’s worse than an agribiz farm.
But GOP sculptors are carving out the mass
For laws to reverse the Bush harm.

Republican reps hand out toilet paper
As the Constitution looks like North Korea’s.
It’s a dirty job cleaning up the mess
When Justice has bad diarrhea.

As the laws Bush broke are suddenly reversed,
And the Washingdung is voted in a hush.
We should all hold our nose as the Constitution goes
Spiraling down in the porcelain flush.

But if the laws Bush broke are somehow enforced
And the Dems win Congress with a plan,
Bush may find he’s got a brand new job
As the Federal pen’s Tidy Bowl man.


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