Friday, March 09, 2007

The Brazilian Toast

The Brazilian Toast
(President Bush's recent arrival to Brazil to show he has an interest in learning about bio-fuels. Mr. Bush had a crude awakening...)
By Mark Lysgaard

There's a banquet underway in Brazil
And its guest is you know who.
It's the one who said, "We're addicted to oil."
A phrase by a man who loves crude.

A crude awakening is underway
To a man we could hardly push
Who is now looking at bio-fuels...
Shall we now call him "Bio-fuel Bush?"

A man who gave away huge tax breaks
And plenty of corporate oil subsidies.
Are these the acts of of a man who cares
About the future of global humanity?

So now the PR team is ready to bring
A photo-op lens for a bio-fuel Brazilian "sale."
Shall we toast that he finally understands
Or toss our drinks like those special cocktails?


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