Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Chicken Pluckers UNITE!!

Chicken Pluckers UNITE!!
The president gave a speech recently to a crowd of “loyal Bushies” in Tipp City, Ohio where he talked about “Chicken Plucking Plants.” Here is my brief analysis of that surreal ordeal…
By Mark Lysgaard

In a speech the president recently gave
To a house of pre-selected Bushies,
The group was packed and packaged just RIGHT.
All things were nice and cushy.

And then the president opened his mouth
And pre-intelligence quickly came out.
“If you own a chicken pluckin’ plant,
Then you know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout!”

The audience all snug in their seats
Were engineered to nod and peck.
They gobbled up each processed word
As the president said, “What the heck!”

“Everything is warm right here
Under these pretty glowing grow lights.
Eat well, my chicks,” I heard Bush say,
“You’ll be de-feathered before the night.”


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