Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Falwell's Future

Falwell's Future

5/15/07


Sponge Bob can now breath a sigh of relief

As Falwell's into a six foot hole.

Apparently God has issued a recall

To bring back defective souls.


What happened seventy three years ago

When Jerry's soul was manufactured?

Were the halls of Heaven too full;

Sending souls to Earth quite fractured?


His defective soul was full of anger;

Blaming Gays for God’s wrath.

Hurricanes and tornadoes wiped out those

Who just weren’t on God’s path.


But God’s receipt has also expired

For the angry one who thrived on debatin’,

There’s a place where defective souls may go.

Jerry will argue his new lease with Satan.

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